First Date stories

Post By:Lady M

1. I once had a first date that picked me up in a car filled with junk and cigarette cartons laying everywhere. The car also had a lovely scent of cigarettes and mold. As soon as we both sat in the car he asked me if I wanted a huge cross. He then pointed to the back seat, and long behold there it was. He said he had just stolen it from a classroom at his college. What a charmer.

2. I once dated a guy whose dad used to do porn back in the 70’s. He also said that his dad was friends with Ron Jeremy. Oh yeah, he took me to a Deftones show for our first date. I actually met him through a friend of his that I went on date with. His friend took me to a coffee place called Slave to the Grind by sarah lawrence. We walked A LOT and chatted. The next week he invited me over to his place b/c he was having a bbq ( he was a chef) I ended up hitting it off with my future ex ..so it goes.

3. I once met a goth dude online. For our first date we had tea at at an Indian restaurant in Astoria. After tea he walked me back to my car, and we talked for a couple of hours.

4. I met a bespectacled hipster in an art history class. I complimented him on his tattoos and we chatted about music.. For our first date we went out to a brewery that had a live band playing that night. We talked for hours, saw the band, and then headed out to some indie club a few blocks away. He said he didn’t dance . He also told me that his favorite radiohead song was Idioteque. So, I went up to the dj and requested the song. He played it and I made him dance. Hipster guy also played the accordian, which I thought was geeky cute.

5. I once met up with the john bender dude at a bar in the les.. His friends were with him but we chatted and had some drinks. After the bar we all decided to go dancing. We found a random lounge by Katz’s deli and danced for a few hours. We made out and got kicked out of the storage room in the back by the bartender..keeping it classy! We left and I randomly decided that I wanted to buy his friends doughnuts. He then walked me back to my car.

6. I met another hipster in a black and white photography class. He complimented me on my studded led zeppelin leather jacket and he let me listen to his i-pod. We met up one night at the MET and had an awesome time. We then decided to heat out to his turf in the Burg to Union Pool. Chatted for a bit and called it a night. At the time he lived in a loft that had a stripper pole. For out second date he invited me to a party at his place and I made him dance on the stripper pole.

7. I once met a skater dude from california that was really into hardcore music. For our first date..lol...he took me out to dinner at some mexican restaurant in the city. Some point during the date he asked to look into my bag because it supposedly could tell a lot about your personality. The restaurant converted into a club that also had a live salsa band. I can't dance salsa for my LIFE and neither could he. Some old couple next to us showed us some moves though. The restaurant was all the way downtown but we walked and chatted all the way to times square. I also took him to a sex store that night too where I proceeded to make him pose for a picture while he was holding a giant dildo.

8. I once went out with an Italian promoter guy who played the guitar. He took me to an underground club that looked like a rainforest once you stepped inside... I KID YOU NOT. There were plants everywhere and it sort of resembled a tiki bar We went upstairs and there was some pimp surrounded by his hoes who offered me drugs lol. We chatted, made out , and ordered shots. Really strange night but fun night.


9. I met this soon to be lawyer playing frissbee on campus. I threw the frisbee at him and accidently hurt his thumb. We found each other on facebook and went from there. He's really into music, film, used to play in a band, volunteer firefighter. We decided to meet up on Halloween one night to go to the Motherfucker party in the city. I went as some goth pixie chick and he went as a dude wearing a hoodie with a white face even though he's white... and then painted his eyes black. I had to pee really bad as soon as we parked so i headed into a seedy bodega and did my bizz. As soon as we got to the venue the bouncer said that the party closed down. So we get back to the car and decide to drive into long island. He knew this haunted cemetery in a secluded area by his house. We drive up the hill and I get really scared. At the same time he continues to tell me the background story behind the haunting. We still talk on face book.

10. Valentine's day date. Met him at a party and we ended up watching movies the whole night. We saw Closer and Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind. He was also into Radiohead and his favorite song was idioteque!! haha...



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